29 July 2012

Green-Eyed Monster

Provoking Tip #229: The Green-Eyed Monster
When high-waisted shorts on a dude still doesn't cause the average man to tilt his head or raise his brow, try having liquid/oil encased in plastic as a neckline and matching clutch with scalloped edges, while slathering your torso in a repulsive murky-green that resembles a close up shot of cartoon puke. Then slap on some Chevy-inspired green sunnies that give you alien eyes and jam your feet in chunky creeper shoes that make your feet look like irons! This would guarantee to not only provoke but to confuse the average pedestrian.
 
Either mommy dearest chugged one too many caffeinated beverages while she was preggers, or I seriously need to get my blood sugar level checked out, as every so often I get into Hyper Active Mode. The symptoms are machine-gun speed word vomit, incessant public dancing, or A.D.D. twitches that goes so fast I actually vibrate (human vibrator?). But the most common and classic symptom is the urge to pose ridiculously next to purely random things or within forbidden settings. Exhibit A: those cute little "photo machine booths" imported from presumably Japan located within video-game arcades infested with hormonally-suppressed teenage girls and joystick-crazed gameboys. It somewhat resembles a futuristic machine that could teleport to me to the moon (or better yet to Saint-Tropez cause I seriously need a beach vacay). My wayward conduct within the photo booth ended prematurely with the creepy maintenance guy peeping in informing me that I'm not allowed to stand on the machine. I actually almost replied "I'm not standing, I'm posing. Big Diff." But fortunately, I believe my outfit (and inappropriate posing) was provoking enough to distract him, nudging him to retreat while I quickly snapped the shots I needed and bolted. 


top & clutch CHRISTOPHER KANE, sunglasses PRADA, shorts BALENCIAGA, shoes JEFFREY CAMPBELL

51 comments:

  1. wow, beautiful. the clutch is something else. and i relate to the hyperactivity, i just haven't haven't made up my mind yet if it's a good or a bad, thing

    x Peter

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  2. That solely depends on when and where the hyperactivity manifests itself lol

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  3. Hey,you have a great style :) Thanks for your nice comment,of course we can follow each other.I follow on gfc and Bloglovin'.
    Now it´s your turn :) xx

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  4. Nice blog!
    Ok, we could follow each other :)

    musliwithmilk.blogspot.com

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  5. Beautiful! :)

    http://www.fashion-bite.com/

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  6. THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS...I AM FOLLOWING GFC...HOPE YOU CAN DO THE SAME

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  7. Nice blog!
    xo.
    http://fromhatstoheels.blogspot.nl/

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  8. OMG i want your clutch :D haha! love it!

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  9. great great look honey , i love this photos!

    xx

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  10. Omg I love this and I soo want your bag!!!!!!! Thank you for commenting on my blog!!! I will definitely be following a fashionista like you!! Hope you can do the same!!
    xoxo asiahlynn
    http://asiahlyn.blogspot.com/

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    1. Haha thanks, you're in luck since I'm considering doing a giveaway with that clutch and matching top.

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  11. Hey. I just found your blog and I feel in Love with it. Your feeling for fashion and your style are really inspiring. I followed you right away. Happy to see men bloggers like you

    KAIIWONG

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    1. Thanks Kai, I'm glad I can offer a new side to men's fashion and inspire others like yourself. x

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  12. Omg omg omg. I LOVE THIS POST and the PICTURES are just to DIE for! You look rather reptilian - was that what you were going for? Side note: Reminds me of the McQueen's Spring 2010 RTW Reptilian collection.

    P.S. I adore the first shot. That's awesome photography right there.

    And I must say, the green clutch is really pretty. I might actually prefer it more than the pink. @.@ Weird much?

    Ever your biggest fan,
    C.

    x.

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    1. They're actually really different even though it's just one color difference, and no I didn't intend on it being reptilian but it kind does look like I'm slithering up the machine, another one of my provoking demeanor lol

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  13. P.P.S. Can I call dibs on the clutch? HAHA!

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  14. Cool style!!! nice pictures!!! I bet you will inspire a lot of guys!!!

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  15. Thanks so much for your comment!
    Loving the post and look... I am following you!

    have a great week!

    Hugs
    Mr J Kane
    http://mrkanerule.blogspot.com

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  16. omg you are like a super stylish male blogger, love your style! awesome creepers and clutch, your style is rad! <3 xx

    Letters To Juliet

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    1. aww thank yuo for the kind words, means a lot! ;)

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  17. AHHH I love that bag! SO FUN!

    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

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  18. Le top est tres style!J'adore!

    Angela Donava
    http://www.lookbooks.fr

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  19. You have an adorable blog. Love your style!!! I´m a bit jealous that I don´t
    have your wonderful clutch. Hope we stay in touch :D
    xo

    glamDevils

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  20. stunning look darling nice to see some male fashion !

    wanna follow each other on facebook and gfc ? i started followed you on gfc !

    Kisses

    Hannah

    Elegantesque Blog

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  21. This post is soooooo nice :)
    Following you now with GFC, follow back? :)

    x For Happy Days

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    1. Was already following you on Bloglovin' :)

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  22. hahaha thank you for the comment on my blog and sweetheart I was already following you on GFC :P LOL

    KAIIWONG

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  23. I love green so that's cool and LOVE that clutch! WOW! Your shoes are so amazing! Thanks for the nice comment on my blog and I'm following you now on gfc and bloglovin. I'd love it if you'd follow back!

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  24. i love your unique style! you are definitely a trend setter!

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  25. amazing tshirt!!
    http://www.trendsection.blogspot.com

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  26. Thank you for your comment on my blog dear!! Of course we can follow each other, I’m following, wait for you!Added also to google+
    If you want we can follow also on bloglovin, fashiolista, lookbook, twitter and facebook?
    Come back soon to visit my blog: Cosa mi metto???

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  27. Whaaaa I totally love these images! So spacey!

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  28. Ohhh that clutch,honey!Can't take my eyes off,wow!;)
    xx
    B.
    http://www.beeswonderland.com/

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  29. oh my gosh, those shoes are adorable!
    X

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  30. Thank you for your comment on my blog dear!! I’m following in bloglovin too!
    Come back soon to visit my blog: Cosa mi metto???

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  31. Love you quirky see-through clutch and look at those humungous flatforms!! Urghh they are so sick<3
    thanks for the love honey, of course I'm following :)
    A
    xx
    epiquemoi.blogspot.com

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  32. Oh gosh superbe look like a inspiration Prada ! Perfect

    HIISPYREBEL.

    http://hiispyrebel.blogspot.fr/

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  33. man, I totally love your christopher kane clutch. I wish it was mine! Just discovered your blog! looks so interesting!
    xx
    http://www.surfaddictfashionista.com/

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  34. Great pics!!! LOVE the clutch!
    xoxo

    novelstyle.blogspot.com

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  35. thanks for sharing..

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