Rocking the Boat

Being the provoker that I am, I often find that one of the most provoking aspects of how I dress and carry myself is whenever I adapt something from womenswear and pretty much translate it straight on to moi-self whilst only changing small details here and there (I don't do this on purpose mind you). So though I'm not about to slap on a bikini anytime soon, in this 34 degree humid climate where sweat beads are my newest accessories, I'm damn well gonna skimplify my look aka. bare arms, bare legs, open toes + sunnies. (skimplify: to simplify and to make skimpy) Voilà! My version of something that can still pass of as somewhat fashionable and be able to withstand the scorching weather. What a great excuse: "I'm dressing slutty because it's so hot so excuse me if my bullocks are hanging out... Once they're done getting some air they'd move back up." But seriously, for men, shorts that aren't tight around the hips/thigh can only go so far up as to around mid-thigh, else we'd be serving everyone Bangers and Mash. So taking my skimplified look out of Starbucks and onto the docks, I (without permission) hopped onto the nearest vintage looking boat for a blog worthy pose. Aren't these little wooden boats just the cutest! If I put on a "1977" filter from Instagram on this, it'd look like it's proper VIN-TAGE! Take me to the other side sir and be a dear and top up my mango passionate fruit frappuccino.

sunglasses BOUTIQUE, top SONG ZIO, shorts RAD HOURANI, shoes PUZZLE by PUZZLE