Yesterday morning I took my new footwear out around the block hoping to see how people would react to them. The empty streets left me no choice but to provoke a bus. Yep, my provocation knows no bounds and has moved onto public vehicles; so basically, I molested a bus through my unladylike antics. These chunky platform sandals possess the uncanny effect of looking as if they are oozing seaweed from every possible exposed surface. Allow me to present to you all my chunky John Rocha SS12 seaweed strappy platforms sandals, perfect for days when you feel like flashing your furry legs (note my never shaven legs) in public domain whilst looking like you've dragged your legs around the coast of Mexico and brought back half the oil-cover kelp fields on your feet. *sniff* I can just smell the ocean and all its stale, fishy glory.
sunglasses HENRY HOLLAND for LE SPECS, top JEAN-PAUL GAULTIER, jacket GIVENCHY, shorts RAD HOURANI, sandals JOHN ROCHA