Yesterday morning I took my new footwear out around the block hoping to see how people would react to them. The empty streets left me no choice but to provoke a bus. Yep, my provocation knows no bounds and has moved onto public vehicles; so basically, I molested a bus through my unladylike antics. These chunky platform sandals possess the uncanny effect of looking as
if they are oozing seaweed from every possible exposed surface. Allow me to present to you all my chunky John Rocha SS12 seaweed
strappy platforms sandals, perfect for days when you feel like flashing your furry legs (note my never shaven legs) in public domain whilst
looking like you've dragged your legs around the coast of Mexico and
brought back half the oil-cover kelp fields on your feet. *sniff* I can
just smell the ocean and all its stale, fishy glory.
sunglasses HENRY HOLLAND for LE SPECS, top JEAN-PAUL GAULTIER, jacket GIVENCHY, shorts RAD HOURANI, sandals JOHN ROCHA













rad h shorts! i knew it!!!! haha love u
ReplyDeleteI adore and WANT your shoes, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so unique.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see you amongst my followers so very much...
Have a lovely Sunday, my new friend.
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Your outfits are absolutely crazy. What is your inspiration?
ReplyDeletePretty much whatever piece of item or garment that speaks to my niche, then I'd work around it with what I have depending on my mood... Not much references to be honest, just pure unadulterated provocation.
Deletecool!!! i love these photos!
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K.
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You have an amazing style!I wanna do this on a bus,too :)) xx
ReplyDeleteLet's do it together and start dancing until the bus driver escorts us off a random stop, then we'd hop on the next one and do it again.
Deleteawesome shoes!!! very cool photos :)
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LOLLL at the first shot! amazing amazing shot. how did you even jump that high up?
ReplyDeleteand i love the eminem-esque symmetric hood shot you got there.
i dare you to do this on a moving bus ;) wink wink!
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Madam I shall accept your challenge, I will do it on a moving bus, tram, boat, train, plane, and any other means of transportation so long as there are innocent people for me to provoke!
DeleteHaha, great post! That first photo is perfect.
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Thank you so much for you comment. So glad it was from you. Nathan, you are the only person I know of who could possibly get away with seaweed strappy sandals, and somehow you do it so well! When you say Chelsea boots are tough to walk in, I am guessing they are no comparison with these ;). Have followed you, would make my day if you followed me back. Lots of love xx
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I do love any John Rocha texture!
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Wow, thank you Anna, that's very sweet of you to say. x
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follow each other on GFC and Bloglovin? let me know in the comments... will be more than happy to follow you back!
Have a great weekend!
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i have no words to describe how i feel about your shoes... that's a good thing by the way.
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omg crazy!! i love it! people is not used to fashion, so sad
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ahaha so cool photos and style, really enjoy your post, congrats!!
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Hey, thank so much for your comment, it's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on my blog!!! Don't know about making it in the blogging world...working on it but my blog is pretty new. Me like Rumi?? I wish!
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DeleteThose shoes are wild!! I love your outfit! xx
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wow love it!
ReplyDeleteVery good photoshot. Looks like a lot of fun, something that I'd do too! you do remind me of me! Dare to be different! lolllll. xx
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Great sandals! So crazy but so edgy!
ReplyDeleteya fearless! love the silhouette of the outfit, the sandals are so out of this world on you.
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oh my I want those sandalssss.. absolutely cool kid !! great style over and over again !!
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LOVE your blog dude!!
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ReplyDeleteOh darling! You never fail to entertain! I love your provoking antics! The pictures are so adorable! And the new shoes are love. Are they shoes? Platforms? or sandals? I've no idea, but the fusion is lovely.
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I think they're simply platform sandals, but I just call them seaweed sandals haha, I'd wear wooly leggings and put these on for winter! (That's just a slippery hazard waiting to happen, please someone lend me their arm/shoulder) hahaa :D
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haha u r crazy! ^^ great photos and outfit. this sandals are very original :)
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Love how chic you're making the bus look! The shoes are awesome! xx
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the sandals!! they are so wickedly cool!! :D
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The World According To Me
damn, your shoes are cool! your photos are fun to watch ^^
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Following you now, hope you follow me too now!
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awesome sandals! you nailed it once again! xx
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