Wishful Rhyming

My favorite dear season has finally came,

apologies in advance for the rhymes that sound lame.
Oh joy! This magical time of year,
to sport Christmas jumpers with a holiday cheer. 
I urge you to wear this, I urge you to try that;
Don't tell me you can't 'cause you think you're too fat.
So hurry and rush to those seasonal sales,
and might I suggest getting Christmas-y nails?
Perhaps I'd opt for a Phillip Lim Pashli,
or more statement jewelry from the studio of Mawi.
I can't decide between Erdem or eggnog,
or opening an e-store for my fashion blog.
More prints from Katrantzou would surely be nice,
but me thinks an Ashish texture would really entice.
I know next spring is all about ruffles,
but I prefer scoffing down champagne truffles.

Where can I find decent Palazzo pants?
Until they become mainstream you aint got a chance.
Consider the Dries Van Noten tortoise loafers,
those can transform anyone into a proper Provoker. 
So Pin this and Tweet that and Instagram those,
just remember to pose with your pigeon-toes.
Work on that smize, keep your eyes on the prize...

...What I'm really trying to say amongst all this mindless rhyming,
is that deep down inside, I just want to be provoking.

cardigan BOUTIQUE, shirt COMME DES GARÇON, bracelet ASOS, necklace & ring MAWI

Wishing all my jolly readers a Merry Provoking Christmas.