19 December 2012

Wishful Rhyming

My favorite dear season has finally came,
apologies in advance for the rhymes that sound lame.
Oh joy! This magical time of year,
to sport Christmas jumpers with a holiday cheer. 
I urge you to wear this, I urge you to try that;
Don't tell me you can't 'cause you think you're too fat.
So hurry and rush to those seasonal sales,
and might I suggest getting Christmas-y nails?
Perhaps I'd opt for a Phillip Lim Pashli,
or more statement jewelry from the studio of Mawi.
I can't decide between Erdem or eggnog,
or opening an e-store for my fashion blog.
More prints from Katrantzou would surely be nice,
but me thinks an Ashish texture would really entice.
I know next spring is all about ruffles,
but I prefer scoffing down champagne truffles.
Where can I find decent Palazzo pants?
Until they become mainstream you aint got a chance.
Consider the Dries Van Noten tortoise loafers,
those can transform anyone into a proper Provoker.
 

So Pin this and Tweet that and Instagram those,
just remember to pose with your pigeon-toes.
Work on that smize, keep your eyes on the prize...

...What I'm really trying to say amongst all this mindless rhyming,
is that deep down inside, I just want to be provoking.
cardigan BOUTIQUE, shirt COMME DES GARÇON, bracelet ASOS, necklace & ring MAWI

Wishing all my jolly readers a Merry Provoking Christmas.

39 comments:

  1. merry christmas!! hope you get all you wish for!



    http://lavieenliz.com

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  2. Merry Christmas Nathan, enjoy HK or wherever you are! x

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  3. Always in love with your style :)
    http://standoutfashionblog.blogspot.it/

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  4. super cute cardigan and beautiful tree. love all the effort you put into making up that rhyme.. boy you can write!!!!! :)

    rachel x

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    1. Thanks Rachel, glad you enjoyed the lil' piece of poetry-

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  5. Merry Xmas too!
    Love your style
    xx
    http://abwithoutc.blogspot.de/

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  6. haha you look awesome and those pics are so fun!

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  7. this is the undoubtedly the best Christmas-themed post I have seen this year!

    Francesca xo
    http://goingroundthemulberrybush.blogspot.co.uk

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  8. Going to print this to frame it and to put it onto my wall. Hilariously good.

    http://THEURBANPROMENEUR.blogspot.com

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  9. Very Christmasy! Looks like you are having fun decorating the tree and your place. I like the sweater, so joyful and looks like a lot of texture too. Nice piece for the holidays. Merry christmas! and have fun.

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  10. Merry Christmas!
    Great looking tree you've got there!

    Love,
    Jolien

    http://julianaandthedaydream.blogspot.be

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  11. oh my, there is some poetic writing happening on your blog. i think i might have read it three times in a row. your rock.


    http://www.vasilievablog.com

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  12. You're an amazing writer!! The photos are so festive. Wonderful! x

    Carly

    www.theislandsecret.com

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  13. So hilarious as always! Looking forward to your next post!! Merry christmas to you as well ;)

    www.tlnique.blogspot.com

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  14. ahhahahaha nice rhyme :D seems like your pictures are removed :(

    www.violetfleur.com

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  15. love the rhyme, dear, and the Katrantzou would do...sexy beard too

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    1. Hehee, I agree, the Katrantzou would do nicely... Oh, I shaved the beard though.. lol

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  16. I love the ryhm!

    Happy holidays!



    http://style-chameleon.blogspot.com/

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  17. omg! your xmas decorations are amazing!! I totally loved your poem, made me wanna write poetry again hahaha, happy holidays!

    lots of love!

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    1. Yay, I'm happy to hear it inspired you, so by all means, write one! :D Happy holidays to you too Katie x

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  18. Merry Christmas Nathan!
    Very cool photos , beautiful decoration...
    See you soon! :-)
    Sara
    http://hellomissmoda.blogspot.it

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    1. Thanks Sara, so sweet, Merry Christmas to you too! xx

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  19. Amazing photos! Followed you on bloglovin!
    kisses and have a nice day,

    http://mesmemosphotoblog.blogspot.com/

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  20. Amazing poem and photos. Thank you for stopping by my blog. I will definitely be following you. Thanks!!!

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  21. Such a fun poem ! You have such a great blog, and I would indeed opt for a Phillip Lim Pashli bag !

    happy holidays

    Céline, www.goldenskyscraper.blogspot.com

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  22. Merry Christmas Nathan!!! I wish you all the best for the New year! keep up the great work! r u back in London? xx
    http://www.surfaddictfashionista.com/

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  23. Great post! Hope you had a good Christmas!

    Jo x amomentwithjo

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