Yeshh, I've gone as far as to take the concept of consuming Stella McCartney products a bit too literally, in which I 'candidly' devour chunks off the coated rubber sole that would perhaps lie dormant in my system for the next decade; thereby assuring that I'm always apart of her designs.... mentally and physically (spiritually?). Ever since snagging those Miu Miu burgundy loafer heels back in FW12, it's been a while since I've found a sturdy pair of chunky heeled footwear deemed formally worthy (and provocative enough) as business attire or just me wanting to stand four inches taller. Either way, it's my new go-to black shoes that permit me to trot around the city while easily-amused tourists and surprisingly nosy children continue to nudge their friends to stare at my feet because to them, and guy in a pair of chunky heeled clog-mule hybrid is the same as a guy in stilettos, even though us fashion folks can hopefully still differentiate trendy from tranny. I guess I'm not as far away from being a provoker as I thought.
heels STELLA MCCARTNEY, top ZARA, necklace MARNI, bracelet CÉLINE & ASOS & WHISTLES