'Twas the night before Christmas, when that warm cuddly feeling started to stir from betwixt my loins. No not 'that' feeling, the holiday one. So I put on my ski-lodge knitted jumper and trusty high-waisted denims for a quick little shoot. I figured I didn't need to pose in front of some tinsel adorned pine tree with 'big dangly balls' hanging off of them to proclaim my festivities, a simple store bought pair of felt antlers that jingle every step I take is more than enough to convey the obvious message; that my head is 'horny' and jolly. Plus, I found wrapping oneself up in Christmas lights to be the best holiday styling accessory, especially the ones that change mode settings with a click of a button. I was practically a walking-festivity bringing joy and mild electric shocks to all those who come hither. So, to wrap it all up (also in Christmas lights), allow me to seasonally wish all ma' loyal lovely luscious readers and their families a merry merry Christmas. Joyeux Noël! 聖誕快樂! Feliz Navidad! Buon Natale! с Рождеством Христовым! Fröhliche Weihnachten! ...And may one or more of those be a language you understand. I'm off to drink myself to oblivion. So see ya'll next year, and please let it be a good year for provoking, lord knows we need it. MUAH!
jumper ALEXANDER WANG | beanie ZARA | jeans WRANGLER